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| Hello, I'm Christmas Cheer. And Obviously I've lost my damn mind. |
Jungle bell earrings and necklaces. Hair clips, bracelets and rings with look like mini ornaments. The ugly Kindergarten teacher sweater. Candy cane striped socks. Little pins with assorted holiday jolly characters that stab you in the boob every time you put them on. Even Christmas Tree glasses.
I'm not a damn Christmas tree. Unless you're planning to put a lot of presents under me, I'll pass on the decorations.
I'll stick to my non-offensive ordinary clothes and avoid wearing my "I Hate Your Jolly Everything" and "I'll Tell You Were to Put the Tree" shirts in public.
Ok... I don't really have shirts like that. But I would totally wear them under my Christmas Sweater.
I'm all for Christmas. It's my second favorite holiday - Thanksgiving being my favorite because of the 3 F's - Family, Food, Football. I'm just not into pushing my Christmas spirit onto others. And even less into having it pushed on me.
If you want to decorate yourself like a tree, go for it. Me, not-so-much. And Santa... Please, leave the
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